Sugar High of a Lifetime
have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long
i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)
This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.
Sounds like my kind of Thursday night.
Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
That’s what she said