Sugar High of a Lifetime

coastlineteens:

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.

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50shadesofsun:

Sounds like my kind of Thursday night.

50shadesofsun:

Sounds like my kind of Thursday night.

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

flotorshi:

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catsbeaversandducks:

By ©WHY MY CAT IS SAD

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ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

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ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

That’s what she said

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w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

There’s a movie here.

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